Digital Yogi Pillows

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

Yoga poses you will actually do

TV Yoga

Binary Meditation.

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Sport

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Think/Don't Think

Tangled facing dog...

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"You exercise with your phone?"

www.meditation.commm

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Binary meditation.

Meditation for dogs

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

Melting Heart Pose

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Meditating on Cacti

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Antenna Yoga.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Working from home

"I would work from home, but I don't want my kids to see all the screen time I get."

Predictive Texting

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"