Tech-balanced Yogi Pillows

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

Binary Meditation.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Think/Don't Think

"Thank you."

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Pilattes

www.meditation.commm

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Binary meditation.

Downward Dog

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Downward spiralling dog.

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

Meditating on Cacti

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

Antenna Yoga.

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

Working from home

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."

"No, this does not count as screen time."

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."