Tech-balanced Yogi Pillows

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Binary Meditation.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"Thank you."

Think/Don't Think

Pilattes

'I'm texting my inner child.'

www.meditation.commm

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Binary meditation.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Downward Dog

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

Meditating on Cacti

Downward spiralling dog.

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

Antenna Yoga.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

Working from home

Sequestration Yoga - if you need exercise but don't have enough space!

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."

"No, this does not count as screen time."

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

TV Yoga