Tech Yogi Pillows

Think/Don't Think

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Binary Meditation.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."