Tech Yogi Pillows

Think/Don't Think

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

Binary Meditation.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Huawei Five-O

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."