Yoga Geek Gifts

Pilattes

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

Tree Pose To Support

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Banana Yoga

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Birthing Ball

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid