Gymnastics Geek Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'He's maturing early.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'