Gymnastics Guru Gifts

Gymnastic Winner.

His wheel less useful but more fun.

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

People discussing gymnastics for young women

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'And that, Bob, is why the pommel unicorn is such a controversial event.'

'I taught him everything I know.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Apples for sale

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Novak Djokovic

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

"Bonk!"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'What are you eating now?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Vanna White: The Later Years.