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People discussing gymnastics for young women

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'And that, Bob, is why the pommel unicorn is such a controversial event.'

'I taught him everything I know.'

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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Intelligent people laugh too!

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The trim reaper

'What are you eating now?'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Bonk!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

His and Hers Gravity Bars.