Gyro Guru Pillows

Frank and Ernie's Greek Cafe. Menu. I'd like a gyro with everything. One encyclopita!

Apples for sale

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Muscles

'But what is the universe for?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

The trim reaper

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'What are you eating now?'

Inflating Boobs.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Bonk!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Organic Soldering.