Cardio Guru Pillows

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Self help acupuncture

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

The trim reaper

National Academy of Sport

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."