Cardio Guru Gifts

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

The trim reaper

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."