Cycling Guru Gifts

Man riding bike over cars.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Drool Marks

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Animals are smarter than we think!

Health

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You call that complementary!?!"

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

Ladies in Lycra

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

"He was a real fan of recycling."

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"I'll have all that, and this."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"