Motorcycle Guru Gifts

Drool Marks

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

He did love tinkering on his cars.