Engine Guru Gifts

"I think I'll ask for a second opinion."

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"Forgotten anything?"

"It's worse than I thought."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'