Engine Expert Gifts

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Here's your estimate. Still think it's a funny noise?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"What caused that? Any ideas?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Motor-blender.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'