Engine Expert Pillows

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Here's your estimate. Still think it's a funny noise?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"What caused that? Any ideas?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Motor-blender.

Biker and Cyclist.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"