Engines Expert Pillows

Motor Channel Crossing.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Motor-blender.