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In the Guru District

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Driverless cars rage.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Volkswagen Scandal

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

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