Automotive Expert Pillows

Budget Car Service

In the Guru District

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Take me to your mechanic."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

World's cheapest car

Electric car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.