Engines Expert Gifts

Motor Channel Crossing.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

When did you last have your oil changed?

Cow outboard engine

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Motor-blender.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Biker and Cyclist.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."