Engine Nerds Gifts

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Never marry an engineer."

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Henry Ford

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."