"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."
Engineering Geeks Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly resonates with an engineering geek? Our collection offers cleverly designed products that celebrate their love for all things technical and innovative. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that sparks their passion and makes them smile. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because—these gifts blend wit, creativity, and a touch of nerdy pride to honor their unique interests.
Elfie Stick
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
"I got a swiss army hook!"
"I've had it with the helmet mandates."
"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."
'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'
Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo
"Why do leaves change color?"
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'
Computer operator welding machine.
An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.
Crane fishing
'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'
"Never marry an engineer."
"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."
There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!
Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!
Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.
A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'
"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."
"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"
'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'
He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.
"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"
'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'
Henry Ford
Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.
Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0
Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.
"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."
Engineering Geeks Gifts Collection
Engineering Geeks Mugs
Love engineering humor? Explore our mugs collection designed for geeks who appreciate clever, technical, and hilarious mug designs.
Engineering Geeks Pillows
Create a cozy corner with pillows that showcase clever engineering designs and fun geeky graphics.
Engineering Geeks Prints
Find inspiring and witty engineering-themed prints perfect for decorating a workspace or geeky haven.
Engineering Geeks T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for engineering enthusiasts who want to wear their passion and sense of humor with pride.