Engineering Geeks Gifts

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Computer operator welding machine.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Crane fishing

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Never marry an engineer."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

'U.S. Manufacturing'