Engineering Enthusiast Gifts

'I told you your idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Big Theory Math and Engineering Pub.

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

'Wow! I'd like to shake that beaver's hand!'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Crane fishing

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

"It's my latest invention, mass marketing."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Oog's driving himself nuts trying to figure out where to add tailfins.'

"What do you call an engineer without a degree?"

'Er! Platonious why are we called Romans we don't roam anywhere we always go in straight lines?'

Stressed Concrete

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

'Bucky....This is a fork.'

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"I see you've already grasped he principle of the cantilever"

Kamakazi pilots actually owed a lot more to poor engineering than to bravery

Office construction collapsing.

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Never marry an engineer."

"Man invents the wheelchair"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'