Engineering Admirers Gifts

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

Moses and the bridge.

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

When beavers dream.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

GPS Systems.