Automation Admirers Gifts

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Employee of the Month

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks