Automation Admirers Gifts

'The hospital bought 50 of them to help with the nursing shortage.'

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Robot Painter

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Mad cleaning robot.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.