Automation Aficionados Gifts

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

Robots hitting each other

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Robot Jogger

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Chef copy robot

"He's my school project for science class."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Congratulations Strike Over!

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'The stuka brought you.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'