Automation Enthusiasts Gifts

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

Robot Parts $5

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Robot Jogger

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"He's my school project for science class."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Chef copy robot