Automation Aficionado Gifts

Employees of the Month

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Thank you for choosing our automated service, for venial sin, press one...'

'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

'With our new home automation everything in the house is self-activated except Harold.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Sorry, the computer has the last word.'

"Oh, sure! Blame the robot!"

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

'We've replaced you with an app.'

"The robot won it again!"

'No, this is not my finances. With direct deposits and automatic bill pay, my money no longer needs me.'

'�5 per hour'

My First Visit to the Laundromat

"I can't tell my real followers from bots. I'm glad I have you as my best friend."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"Robodad is so boring! He never drinks and never vomits on the dog!"

Help. Replaced by something digital

"Health insurance, vacations, sick days? I'll be honest with you - we can't afford to hire people persons like you."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at."

'Yeah, we're pretty much automated...'

"...And this breaking news just in...a major supermarket is set to close 120 stores, putting six people out of work."

The self-driving police car arrives quickly...

Self-driving and...self-stopping car.

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

"Please scan you items..."

"That machine we replaced you with is great. On your way out clear your desk and order 2 more!"

Factory line

They'll never fire me...they'll awlays need someone to push the buttons! Wanna bet?

Modern Technology: Robot Dog Chases A Driverless Car

At a bank a person deals with an automatic teller and a robot deals with a human teller.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"