Robot Aficionado Gifts

'These robots will cut infections by 50%.'

'If it upsets you, don't read it.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm afraid of computers."

"Jones. . . don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."

Chauffeurs are holding up signs. One has a sign with binary code on it for a robot passenger.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Write about robots."

Robots/inspected.

"I'll never forgive him for going acoustic."

"Sorry Love, I forgot to mention, I'm AC/DC!"

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

'Don't be silly — Why, some of my best friends are carbon-based life forms!'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Robot Playing Machine.

'...And stop calling me a 'human resource'!'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Robots Orchestra

"There's the mailman!"

Robot Attack in Bath

"What do you mean I hurt his feelings?! He's a robot! He doesn't have any feelings!"

I, Robot, Too.

"Have you told Rayna your abuelita doesn't like her?"

"That's brilliant! Can it be ready for the next World Cup in 2022?"

"I bought him to handle the robot calls."

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

Robot Cat Passes Turing Test

Power Up

"I'd like to make a return."

"Oh, this is a robo-call. Let me see if my robot wants to talk to you."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Soak your nuts in acetone every day for a week, and it should clear up as good as new."

Robot Actors Guild. Robot actors are replacing human actors in movies and TV! And just like human actors, it gets harder for robots to find roles as they get older and their bodies start to fall apart. Casting. Oops, sorry that arm keeps falling off. They don't make replacement components for may anymore. Uh, I think we'll cast a younger robot. The harder it is to get parts, the harder it is to get parts!