Robot Enthusiast Gifts

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."

Nurses in short supply.

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

Robot walking pet robot

"What does this do to your expert's jury analysis?"

'Robots helping seniors.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

"I'm your therapy robot, Mr. Berkowitz. My role is to help people with technology phobias."

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"

'We tried humans, but they weren't nice enough.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Hello, Mr. Burnham? I won't be in today -- I have a bad code."

'I know. Nobody likes this part of the exam, but if you'll just bend over, I'll check your oil.'

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

Conclusions Drawn: Still lives at home with Mom and Dad.

The singularity is near

Robot Parts $5

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Just reply: 'I'm not a bot. You're a bot.'"