Robot Enthusiast Pillows

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'You know when I was a kid, I really thought we'd have flying robot maids by now.'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"

"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

"Seriously, this doesn't have you the slightest bit worried?"

Nurses in short supply.

'Twenty - seven 'D' batteries, please, and hurry!'

"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."

"I'll let it go this time, but from now on, you'd better make sure you're charged before you come to work."

Robot walking pet robot

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'We used to use mindless automations...then we bought these robots.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

"Sure, they're handy little things to have around, but you can't deny they're potentially dangerous."

"I'm your therapy robot, Mr. Berkowitz. My role is to help people with technology phobias."

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'We tried humans, but they weren't nice enough.'

"What does this do to your expert's jury analysis?"

'Robots helping seniors.'

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

Robot Parts $5

The singularity is near

"Hello, Mr. Burnham? I won't be in today -- I have a bad code."

'I know. Nobody likes this part of the exam, but if you'll just bend over, I'll check your oil.'

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Conclusions Drawn: Still lives at home with Mom and Dad.

'There's no doubt that you have a screw loose somewhere.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."