Robot Enthusiasts Pillows

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

Robot Olympics

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Missing hubcaps.

'Know what I miss?...telling employees they can't have a raise.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Screw on the big tits, Gloria. I want to make the Smiths jealous.'

Robot Mortuary

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

The Execution of the Robot

It's not a zimmer frame...It's my wife!

"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Sorry, but it's too late. You can't have the robot I left at Jimmy's house.'

Two robots walking their robot vacuums

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Robo-Date Dating Service. We'll have to fix you up before we can fix you up.

Campaign Rally. I've heard about these human elections but don't understand them. Anybody with even the most rudimentary processor should see the glaring errors in the budget and tax proposals. And the way campaign promises are broken, it seems like nobody has any memory chips at all. Most importantly, why do they hold elections only every couple of years. Yeah, without upgrading they're stuck with obsolete leaders in less than twelve months!

The fad herald cometh. Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon? Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue - and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor ... Robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment ... because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one another, de

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"Don't try to explain the nipples - Just go."

Robot Parts $5

"Google car."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."