Robot Enthusiasts Pillows

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

Robot Olympics

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

Two manly robots learn to be sensitive.

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Know what I miss?...telling employees they can't have a raise.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Screw on the big tits, Gloria. I want to make the Smiths jealous.'

Robot Mortuary

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'When did you put your robots on the payroll?'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

The Execution of the Robot

It's not a zimmer frame...It's my wife!

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'...so now we have watched 'End of Suburbia' I would like you to turn to the person next to you and discuss how it made you feel, as some people may have found it a bit unsettling'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Sorry, but it's too late. You can't have the robot I left at Jimmy's house.'

Two robots walking their robot vacuums

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

"Don't try to explain the nipples - Just go."

Robot Parts $5

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.