Engineering Aficionado Gifts

"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Navvy

"It appears Tom got his degree."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Civil engineers' soap on a roap.

"Short conveyor belt runways."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caution Perpetual Bridge Repair.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Moses and the bridge.

Funeral of a steam roller engineer.

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Trojan horse recalled by manufacturer because of structural defects.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Computer operator welding machine.