Engineering Admirer Gifts

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Elijah McCoy.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sport Utility Boot.

The original paperless office

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

The Invention of the Wheel

Congratulations Strike Over!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'