Engineering Hobbyists Gifts

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Clam Spearing

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Air Dentistry

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Testing a Fiancee

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Ironmongers

Square Pegs into Round Holes

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

The Haroplane

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.