Electronics Hobbyist Gifts

"Last week Tom built his own smoke detector...but it short circuited and almost burnt the house down."

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

TV Repair 101.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

Ironmongers

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'That's our latest in portables.'

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

"Profession?"

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

Back to School Specials!

"The manufacturer's suggested list price on this is sixty-seven thousand dollars, but, because of our low overhead, I can let you have it for thirty-nine ninety-five."

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Model Airplanes

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"