Electronics Buff Gifts

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Tonight, on "Cops," a local man leads police on a high-speed chase through Best Buy. It all began when clerks noticed he was coming in every day to upgrade different obsolete items. When he ran out of his own obsolete hardware, he began rummaging through other customers' pockets looking for old cellphones to upgrade. He zoomed free, but cops had no trouble tracking the perp down. Please don't be Rudy. Please don't be Rudy. Please don't - Maybe next time "Rudy" will think twice before personalizi

The Computer takes a drinks break.

"Ich würde gerne diesen riesigen Fernseher entfernen, aber er ist so groß, dass er Teil der tragenden Wand ist."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Meet the author"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Moon: Made in China

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.