Computer Buff Gifts

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Tarzan fights snake for swallowed PC.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Moon: Made in China

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'