Computer Buff Gifts

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

Tarzan fights snake for swallowed PC.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Binary Man

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"