Hardware Buff Gifts

'It's an old work injury.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Graduates on their phones

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Ice shelfie.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Moon: Made in China

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Twitter that!

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."