Hardware Aficionado Gifts

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

Keep on Truckin.

Windows or Mac?

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"We've been cancelled."

The Final Selfie

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."