Hardware Store Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Witch Hardware

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Ironmongers

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

"Let's see if I can find you something sexy for Valentine's Day."

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."