Hardware Lover Gifts

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'