Hardware Enthusiasts Gifts

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technological Dependence.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"