Hardware Enthusiasts Mugs

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Technological Dependence.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"