Hardware Aficionado Mugs

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

Keep on Truckin.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.