Hardware Enthusiast Mugs

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

Power and the Glory tools

'At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium' Nuts and bolts that say 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

Man's Heaven Versus Hell

"It's always nice to meet other alumni from Screw U!"

Hardware shop 'Intimate corner' filled with rope,chains etc

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

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