Electronics Enthusiasts Gifts

"Whatever you're doing in there, knock it off! You're screwing up my TV reception."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"