Electronics Enthusiast Gifts

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"The manufacturer's suggested list price on this is sixty-seven thousand dollars, but, because of our low overhead, I can let you have it for thirty-nine ninety-five."

Hi. I'd like to return this stuff. There are dozens of gadgets here. When did you buy them? Computer Villa. 2019 to 2020. But they all immediately became obsolete. I simply want my money back. Computer Villa. Sale! Bruno! Stomp the wise guy. But I have receipts!

Electronics Hobbyist Is In Trouble With His Wife

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'