Electronics Enthusiast Gifts

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"The manufacturer's suggested list price on this is sixty-seven thousand dollars, but, because of our low overhead, I can let you have it for thirty-nine ninety-five."

Electronics Hobbyist Is In Trouble With His Wife

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."