Hardware Buff Mugs

'It's an old work injury.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Ice shelfie.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher