Tech Buff Mugs

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Pilot locking jet with remote.

'We tried humans, but they weren't nice enough.'

Binary Man

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Frank, you're partly cut out of this picture! Kids these days know their gadgets but nothing about where food comes from. I hired a kid to work on the farm and that photo is what I got when he heard the word "crop."

Hey loser, see that hybrid outside? It's mine! No way. I got a hybrid before you. It's not fair. I'm so hip, and advanced and superior. And you are a gas-guzzling luddite! Hold it. That's just the set-up. What do you mean? I'm just kidding. That's not my hybrid. Okay. Hybrids are stupid, trendy, loser cars and I'd never own one and you're a loser for wanting one. Hybrid taunt: Got you with the battery and then the gas. Evil genius.

It's a wireless.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I doubt whether artificial intelligence will ever replace the farmer."

Alien Spaceship

"Too much information."

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, it's a drone

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Meet the author"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Graduates on their phones

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

Typewriters and Laptops.