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Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Pilot locking jet with remote.

'We tried humans, but they weren't nice enough.'

Binary Man

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I doubt whether artificial intelligence will ever replace the farmer."

Alien Spaceship

"Too much information."

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, it's a drone

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Meet the author"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

High security Santa's grotto

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Ice shelfie.

Typewriters and Laptops.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China