Tech Evolution Buff T-Shirts

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Early text messaging.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Meet the author"

Moses on the web

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Moon: Made in China

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I'll never forget you."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"