Tech Evolution Buff T-Shirts

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Early text messaging.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Meet the author"

Moses on the web

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Graduates on their phones

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Ice shelfie.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Moon: Made in China

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I'll never forget you."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Binary Man

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

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Reinventing the Wheel